Dog
pee on your carpet since he hasn’t been outside since yesterday morning? Blame
Trump.
Got a
D on your history exam because you blew off studying? Blame Trump.
Double
bogey every hole on the back nine? Blame Trump
Got
into a wreck because you were busy texting instead of keeping your eyes on the
road? Blame Trump.
That
tree branch you were supposed to prune two weeks ago fall onto your wife’s
minivan and crush the hood? Blame Trump
That
electric shock you just received because you didn’t turn the circuit breaker
off for the outlet you’re working on? Blame Trump.
Goldfish
floating because it hadn’t been fed in the last week? Blame Trump.
Your
ten year old’s teacher send her to the principal’s office because she had a
potty mouth? Blame Trump.
New
rod, new reel, and new spool of 100 lb test line, but the big one still got
away? Blame Trump.
Forgot
your weight belt, but still attempted that 400 lb deadlift and threw your back
out? Blame Trump.
Now
doesn’t that make you feel better?
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